The banana – pushed by Chiquita, these days, as an alternative to junk food – is the food of peace. Doritos (especially this Japanese “flavor”) are the snack of hatred, violence, and war.
Right now, I’m thinking I want some Doritos.
A kick in the "cool ranch" always feels great.
And in a semi non-random and possibly tasteless juxtaposition..the Banana Split Blizzard is my all-time favorite Dairy Queen treat. But this sign shows – even more – that her royal highness is no monarchist.)
Buy a blizzard or the terrorists win.
Doritos shot from ExplainThisImage. Dairy Queen from Reddit.
Nobel Prize winner Paul Krugman 
