Big Parade

L.A. Transit and Route Geekery, Stairways

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This is Dan Koeppel’s blog. For my latest writing about bananas, please check out my recent story in The Scientist. If you’re looking for a copy of my book, and Amazon is sold out, I sell signed copies direct at retail cost (plus shipping.) Chinese, Thai, and Korean editions also available. Japan is coming soon.

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Big Parade 2011 info is online

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The event is Saturday and Sunday May 21 and 22, 2011, with a prologue on Friday, May 20.

To learn what the Big Parade is, how to join it, why you can do it, and where we’ll go, visit the official Big Parade website.

To keep updated, join practice walks, and ask questions, visit the Big Parade Facebook page.

Just for Kids: The World’s Most Important Bananas

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This is a special post, excerpted and modified from my book, designed for kids, visiting from The Mini Page, a syndicated feature published in over 500 newspapers every week.

African Banana Market

There is no place on earth where bananas are more important than Uganda. Uganda grows eleven million tons of the fruit each year. That counts out to more than 500 pounds per person annually — twenty times more than we Americans peel and eat. In remote villages, where there are few other crops, banana consumption stretches toward the unbelievable: as much as 970 pounds each year for each person. That’s ten bananas per day! In some communities, a banana tree can be found in front of every household. It might have grown there for generations, feeding both infants and grandparents: a century of nutrition in just a few square feet.

The Ugandan fruit, known as the “East African Highland Banana,” is also eaten in the circle of nations surrounding Lake Victoria – the world’s second largest lake, in the mountains on the eastern side of the continent. But bananas are more than just something to dine on. In these nations – Rwanda, Tanzania, Burundi, and Kenya, along with Uganda – bananas are sometimes used as money. A farmer might take out a small loan and pay it back with bananas. The harvested crop might work its way through a network of middlemen, transported from village to village by bicycle or boat, the same way a dollar bill goes from your pocket to the cash register at your grocery store, and then on to another shopper as change.

There are dozens of types of bananas in this part of the world, and each has a special purpose. There’s a special breed of banana that’s consumed when twins are born. Another marks the passing of a relative. Another helps guarantee prosperity. There are bananas that, if eaten, help return a straying spouse; another will help childless couples start families. Songs are written about bananas, but they are not commercial jingles, like our Chiquita banana song. They are historic documents, telling tales of birth, death, and renewal.

Ugandan bananas – with names like Monga Love, Mbouroukou, and Ngomba Liko – are grown green, and never exported beyond regional markets. All are about double the size of the bananas we slice into our breakfast cereal, and even cooked, taste more like a potato than a fruit. At the center of all of this is matooke, the word that is used interchangeably, in many parts of this region, for both “food” and “banana.” For Ugandans, nothing says “welcome home” more than this comfort food, served on a banana leaf saucer.  It is the macaroni and cheese of the African lakes region. The dish is made by mashing green bananas, wrapping them in their own leaves, and roasting them over a smoky, open fire. A proper matooke will be accompanied by tonto, a banana beer. Kids have the option of sipping a bit of banana juice.

Uganda and its neighbors are not a paradise. Refugees from the war-torn nations of Rwanda and Burundi are crowded into camps on the country’s borders, holding an estimated 1.5 million orphans. Uganda’s cities are impoverished, and basic services are lacking. But one problem the nation has rarely faced is hunger.

“Uganda doesn’t endure famine, and to a great extent that is because of bananas,” said Joseph Mukiibi, the former director of the Ugandan National Agricultural Research Organization said, at the opening of a laboratory devoted to the study of the fruit in his country. If famine and war generally appear as part of the same tragic cycle – and they do, according to the International Red Cross – then the African banana is more than just a nutritious or ritual object. It is a peacekeeper.

Read About Me – and Stairways – in Sunset Magazine

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A very nice feature about me, The Big Parade, and pedestrian life in Los Angeles is in the January, 2011 issue of Sunset (the story isn’t online yet – you can get it the old fashioned way: hoof it down to the newsstand.)  I’m a little embarrassed that I was described as a “poster boy” for pedestrian activism in LA; there are lots of people who are far more involved and dedicated than me who’d better fit that description. But thanks, Sunset!

Sunset readers: welcome. Most info about walks can be found in the menus to the right. News about walking, transit, and bananas – yes, you can read about and buy my awesome, best-selling book – is below.

Beverly Hills Cops: Bikes are EVIL!

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Discussing the murder of a Hollywood publicist in the Los Angeles Times, a spokesman for the BHPD spills the beans on the ultimate tool for hardened criminals:

“Lee declined to comment on the specifics of the case, but said, “I can tell you from personal experience that using a bicycle as a mode of transportation is extremely prevalent with criminals. You can’t copy a license plate; they get in and out of traffic; hide into the shadows of the night, through alleyways; and can dump the bike and can jump into a bus. It occurs all the time.”

Metro: Trails Accessible by Mass Transit

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Image: LA Metro Blog

Very cool – the L.A. Metro has posted – in what looks to be a series – an entry on trails-by-bus.

The Source » Trailhead Hunter: Temescal Canyon. (In Will Rogers State Park/Sunset Bl/Pacific Palisades.)

I was part of the ultimate all-mass-transit hiking excursion a few years ago: three days over the San Gabriels.

Using the blog…

THE BANANA BLOG is about the world's most endangered - and dangerous - fruit. THE BIG PARADE is about stairways, route and transit geekery, and pedestrian pursuits in Los Angeles. You can also read all the topics at once, which might also include productivity, geekery, DIY whatever, mountain biking, stuff that I think is funny that nobody else likely will, and other boring, useless crap.

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