Archive for May, 2009

No ice cream? NOT a banana split!

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The New York Times has been very kind to me, but one has to say that a banana split where:

  • There’s no strawberry, pineapple, or chocolate sauce.
  • There’s something called “ganache.”
  • There are no nuts.
  • The dish is not “boat” shaped.
  • AND ICE CREAM IS FREAKIN’ OPTIONAL!!!!

has to be a bunch of hooey and snobbery. Get it together. Really.

Here’s NYT’s “banana split,” which is suitable only for fellows like the gentleman pictured below.

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Snob.

Here’s the real deal at BananasWeb, and the kind of fella who’d enjoy such a treat.

Baby Gorilla. Not snob.

"Banana" is a "Low-Probability" Word for Typographical Errors

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Above: The world’s most beautifully designed search engine. Wikimedia Commons License.

That’s according to the very cool Typo of the Day for Librarians blog, which posts a single word each day and – by searching electronic catalogues – determines how high the chances are that it will be misspelled in those records. They also add a little snippet about the word in question, and when the name of the world’s best-loved fruit was chosen, I was happy to see that a mini-review of my book was included.

I think the first impression one might have on encountering this site is one of novelty, but there’s cool utility here, as well. Though modern search engines automatically  recognize frequently misspelled words and do the correcting for you, but the TOTDFL blog is conducting real-time research in how mistakes appear and behave in both the digital realm and – via the collections that the databases link to – the analog world, as well.
According to the site – which solicits participation from librarians all over the world – he word “banana” has a low chance of being misspelled. The database the group searched found seven bad versions of the word (the commonly used “Bannana,” which most spell-checkers catch.)
Great site for word geeks, and thanks for making an example of me. I’m glad they didn’t comb my book for spelling errors, of which my readers have found over a dozen (one day, I promise, I’ll post a list of corrections – spelling and factual – here, so feel free to mail me your own lists of my screw-ups.)

Star Trek Day at Bananabook.org – and a new T-Shirt of the Month…

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The new movie is out. To celebrate (OK, this is a stretch) I offer this post, featuring a t-shirt I encountered when I went to see a lecture by George Takei – aka Mr. Sulu, of the original version of the series, and the subsequent movies – at the California Institute of Technology last month. The organizer wore an awesome banana-themed shirt.

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Backstory on the shirt: the organizer told me that a couple of years ago, a banana scavenger hunt was held on campus. Students were required to steal as many different variations on the fruit as they could – pictures, books, or actual edible product. The garment was home-designed as a symbol of the merry adventure.
(Also: the speech was amazing. Takei is a gay-rights activist, and he told the story of how, as a boy, he was among those Japanese-Americans forcibly removed to internment camps during World War II, and how the loss of civil rights for his family was no different than it is today for gays denied the right – among others – to marriage. Somehow, Takei managed to credibly link this to the vision of the future that Star Trek – and especially Star Trek creator Gene Rodenberry – first brought to the screen in the 1960s. I completely bought it, but of course, I’m already on board, as my secret past indicates.)
And – not unbelievably, if you’re a fan – Memory Alpha, the online ST compendium of everything, actually includes TWO banana-related entries in its official encyclopedia of the nearly fifty-year-old cultural phenomenon. Here and here and here.
And yes, the film opened today. I’ve timed this post to appear literally as I’m sitting down to see it in Hollywood’s fabulous Cinerama Dome!

The Kindest Fan Letter Ever…

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Don’t be puzzled over why I’m posting about my other book. (Sorry…)

The letter, which I got last week, wasn’t for “Banana.” It was for my previous book, “To See Every Bird on Earth: A Father, a Son, and a Lifelong Obsession,” and it came from Nicole Foucault, of Gatineau, Quebec, Canada, in the form of a word search puzzle which she created, using words and phrases related to the book and to birding.

Here’s what Nicole wrote:

Dear Mr. Koeppel,

I loved reading ‘To See Every Bird on Earth!’ Here is a word search game I created with vocabulary from your book. You may reproduce and use my game. If not, please destroy and recycle the enclosed copy.”

Thank you,

Nicole Foucault

Destroying Nicole’s lovely masterpiece was not an option. So I’m posting it here instead. Clicking on the thumbnail will download a PDF that you can complete yourself.

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Click the image to download the puzzle.

Report: Disney may be planning "Hannah Montana Banana."

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Image from Slate.

Commercial bananas have always been about brutal corporate trampling of the world. Disney hopes to extend its reach in that regard to our food supply, as Slate speculates on the company’s plan to offer fruit and eggs (!) branded with its lineup of teen idols.

Image from hell.I won’t offer further comment.

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